{"id":89,"date":"2026-08-27T11:44:42","date_gmt":"2026-08-27T15:44:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/super.fingerfood.food\/pedagogical\/?p=89"},"modified":"2026-08-27T11:44:43","modified_gmt":"2026-08-27T15:44:43","slug":"i-love-doorman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/super.fingerfood.food\/pedagogical\/2026\/08\/27\/i-love-doorman\/","title":{"rendered":"I LOVE DOORMAN"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am on the verge of madness, three days without my phone makes the world feel like solitary confinement, I HATE DOORMAN I HATE DOORMAN CURSE THE CREATORS OF DOORMAN<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" data-src=\"https:\/\/super.fingerfood.food\/pedagogical\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/IMG_20260827_114158-1024x576.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-90 lazyload\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/super.fingerfood.food\/pedagogical\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/IMG_20260827_114158-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/super.fingerfood.food\/pedagogical\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/IMG_20260827_114158-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/super.fingerfood.food\/pedagogical\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/IMG_20260827_114158-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/super.fingerfood.food\/pedagogical\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/IMG_20260827_114158.jpg 1280w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 1024px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 1024\/576;\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-zaid (with assistance from the gueg (migueg for short (miguel for creativity)))<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am on the verge of madness, three days without my phone makes the world feel like solitary confinement, I HATE DOORMAN I HATE DOORMAN CURSE THE CREATORS OF DOORMAN -zaid (with assistance from the gueg (migueg for short (miguel for creativity)))<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pagelayer_contact_templates":[],"_pagelayer_content":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[4,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-89","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fhs","category-huge-round-dry-burger"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/super.fingerfood.food\/pedagogical\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/super.fingerfood.food\/pedagogical\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/super.fingerfood.food\/pedagogical\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/super.fingerfood.food\/pedagogical\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/super.fingerfood.food\/pedagogical\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=89"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/super.fingerfood.food\/pedagogical\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":91,"href":"https:\/\/super.fingerfood.food\/pedagogical\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89\/revisions\/91"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/super.fingerfood.food\/pedagogical\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=89"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/super.fingerfood.food\/pedagogical\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=89"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/super.fingerfood.food\/pedagogical\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=89"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}