Delicious stuff lately. Even with the pace of everything slowing down as we enter Winter and all that dry season stuff, things have been going great.
What I’ve noticed with some of my prior projects is that I may have shown TOO much ahead of time. For example, I streamed gameplay of Peggle Fingers multiple times before I was even halfway finished with it.
In the meantime before I fully reveal my secret project, I’ll stay silent on it. But I do like to reward those who read up on my blog… so one quick screenshot couldn’t hurt.
If you know what it is based on the screenshot (you likely won’t), keep it to yourself. Can’t wait to show it off when it’s ready.
I can already tell what the question is going to be again.
“Where’s BFZ 3?”
It’s a lot sooner than you may think it is.
The nation cries for FHS dailies, and I am happy to provide for everyone. I recently replenished the wheel with lots of new ones. There are a few others that I haven’t shared yet, cause I’m saving it for a big surprise later down on the line.
I’ve been doing a fairly poor job with keeping records of stuff I do IRL lately. During Summer I used to maintain a timeline of events, but I stopped updating it and just let time flow.
So I may miss some small events here and there.
Before I indulge further in this wonderful event, I do ask you to scroll past it if you are sensitive to generally gross content.
Right after Journey to Heroes, I got the amazing inspiration to create Piss Nuke, which was surprisingly well-documented considering the subject matter. There are lots of random BTS pictures, some video of us collecting the supplies, the actual edited piece is uploaded to YouTube, and WE GOT ON GOOGLE MAPS.
The story starts all the way back in August, where my entire bathroom went under maintenance for renovations. Even though it was just the shower being renovated, all of the debris and tools everywhere made it impossible to use the toilet for hours at a time.
You could probably tell that this was a major problem for us. Specifically me, cause I’m a very hydrated man. Luckily, my dad was kind enough to give me the oil jug, which is just oil and nothing else.
Seeing this oil jug reminded me of a video I had watched long ago. There’s this guy online named misterpissair, who lives in a literal bio-hazard of a house. Piss everywhere. And I mean everywhere. But he doesn’t just keep it to himself, he shares his wonderful ideas to the world through TikToks. One video from him never fails to make me laugh, which is the original Piss Nuke video.
So I immediately realized that creating my own Piss Nuke would be genuinely hilarious, and productive at the same time. I was already stuck pissing in bottles due to the broken toilet, so why not start building the foundations for something great.
Whenever I needed to take a leak, I would get an empty water bottle, fill it up, and throw it out of the window with full force. Then, I would simply collect it and move it into the bush in front of my house. Don’t worry, I used gloves for the collection and always washed my hands after the pissing.
About 1 week later, everything was set in motion and ready to go. Ashley came along for the ride and recorded some footage of the event. We walked up to the Beech, shopping bag FULL of piss bottles in hand. A quick pit stop was made at Ashley’s house before we poured any of the piss for some protective gear and a piss jug. Then, the magic happened.
In the future I plan to gather all of the raw footage and release it in the Finger Archives. For now, we can watch this video and look at the pictures surrounding it.
Anyways, the aftermath of this was awesome. We stained the parking lot visually in the same pattern that the piss spilled at. Not only that, but the stench genuinely reeked after everything was done.
Sadly, remains of this event have slowly disappeared, as the stain washed away and the bottles have been cleaned up (someone might have drank the one that we left behind). But it will always remain in my heart as a top tier fall classic.
There was this roughly 5 hour adventure with Max, Decene, and Nat that started at John Fitch Highway Burger King and somehow ended at Park Hill. I don’t entirely remember the series of events that led us there but it was awesome.
What I do remember was connecting this walk to a Knockout Tour from Mario Kart World. We hit 4 major POIs in Fitchburg, John Fitch Highway -> Twin City Plaza -> Coggshall -> Park Hill, like how a Knockout Tour would work. Decene and Nat left before making it to the end, once again showing those similarities.
One of these days I want to import a map of Fitchburg into Mario Kart 8 and race around in it, but that would come after everything I’ve been doing recently.
The day after there was a nice Greet and Meet for the first time in a while. If you don’t know what I mean by this, it’s when someone I know comes over to hang out at my house without any prior planning or larger event.
Ashley dropped in for some quick Mario Kart World and a helpful serving of listening to Minecrack.
All of these events I just listed were part of a week we have dubbed “Peak Week”. So much stuff happened in this one week that we had to give it this title. Even though some stuff in between was cancelled, this week was just too awesome.
And as the closer for that amazing week, Journey to Wendy’s happened.
The plan was simple, drop our stuff off at my place, walk to Wendy’s, come back. Everything actually went as intended and there really wasn’t anything notable that stumped our progress or hindered us. I won’t go too deep into the details because it is a long one.
I got myself a Dave’s Double like a big round, and also donated a fries to Ashley. I didn’t get a triple like the picture below suggests, I just added it cause I need some visual.
We also stopped by Hannaford for some quick loot.
We also further developed the lore of Dr. Goon during this adventure, which I think will be implemented in future editions of Goon Above All.
Overall, might be the best adventure we have ever done. Not only was it quite a far walk, but there was a lot of interesting stuff on the way and it went through a route that hasn’t been taken before.
There were plenty of little mini meetups and Beech episodes after Peak Week that filled the silence of no major events.
Lots of these were fueled by the awesome Park Hill Auction Site. Every week we have tried to snipe an item for a dollar. We’ve seen great stuff, like the Hershey’s Ice Cream cutout and fishing books.
None of them were as influential as the talking TOMTOM.
I can’t really describe how the TomTom got to this point, but the saga is fascinating.
It started as just another item on the auction site that we placed a bid on. But we took a strong liking to it, enough to duel a man named Larry F for it. After a close bid snipe (15 seconds left!), it was in our possession. Decene now owns it, and I wonder if he has used it since.
Long blog post right? If anyone read up to this point, let me know.
Anyways, with a nice FHS half day, we took up the opportunity for a nice Finger Feast. Since the last feast, Finger Feast Thugs (December 2024), we have been thinking about having a feast themed around fanciness. Fries with distinguished class and seasoning.
Except we thought that this theme was fairly boring when we came up with a new idea for a theme, FABULOUS.
Zaid, Ashley, Iian and myself had the privilege of eating these FABULOUS fries.
Most of the seasonings were provided by Ashley, which included:
- Mario seasoning (Italian seasoning)
- Shriyan seasoning (Indian spice mix)
- Bacon bits
- Old parsley
- Old red peppers
- Old garlic salt
We had a mix of these on the fries, with some pairs of them actually tasting really good. It would’ve been better if Zaid didn’t pour a mountain of salt on all of the fries.
Afterward, we indulged in Grape Drink (which I would include a picture of if it wasn’t undocumented). Me and Ashley found it randomly one day when browsing Family Dollar and laughed at it for having no juice. And the actual experience lived up to all expectations. It tasted god awful, but it was nothing a little FABULOUS couldn’t fix.
Thankfully I left this whole experience without any stomach problems.
Ashley left and the rest of us went to FSU for Zaid’s field trip thing. Pretty solid walk, not much that was worth describing here.
This was the first year that I was actually able to do anything on Halloween in. Since the pandemic hit, my parents stopped taking me out for Trick or Treating. I was left to do nothing at home for 5 Halloweens straight, until this year. It was absolute fire.
Well not in the morning, that was incredibly boring. I’ve been swamped with work lately, so I’m always bombing through them in the school day. Halloween was no different. When the dismissal bell rang, then the fun started.
Gamezone: Spooky was the first event on my agenda, which went quite well. But I would like to note that the Bus 41 ride on the way there was fairly obnoxious. I don’t have any pictures from it, but we played a nice match of Mario Party and a good bunch of Stick Fight as well. Despite my best efforts, I was only able to get second place in the Mario Party game. Somehow, Decene was able to snipe my victory and win the game by getting 3 stars in 2 rounds. Something’s fishy about that, and I won’t stand for it.
Fingerween ’25 came right after. I had a great time at this, despite how dead everything was this year. Only me and Ashley came for this one. We were supposed to also have Iian and Armani, but they both couldn’t go on short notice. Plus, the streets were incredibly quiet cause of the low amount of Trick or Treaters. Zaid didn’t even respond to the door.
But none of this came in the way between us and a good old fashioned treating session. We both got a respectable amount of candy, went far and wide across the neighborhood, and were heroes once more.
As one final event, I came home and got to watch the cinematic masterpiece “Goosebumps 2: Haunted Halloween” with my brother. Gotta say, that movie wasn’t as bad as the ratings made it out to be.
Probably the best Halloween I’ve ever had. I hope that next year can top it through better planning and higher participation.
And that’s wraps for this blog post. This one was a lot longer than I expected, and took over 2 hours to write and gather images for. The ones I post later should be shorter than this.
Thanks for tuning in.
-nob
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